I’m starting a celebrity birther movement. Maybe it’ll even make me a viable presidential candidate.

You had to figure something was up when Leonardo DiCaprio didn’t date her.

Stana’s handwriting is awesome.

Last year I had a serious depressive episode with a near-suicide. I ended up in an inpatient facility for about a week and a half, followed by a lot of time in an outpatient program.

Yo, Robyn with dark hair and toned down makeup is crazy gorgeous.

What about wigs though? (Also, the makeup looks like a mortician applied it.)

My best friend got invited to the wedding of a niece of the owner of her fave Indian restaurant. Now that’s being a regular!

Food Wall??? That’s kind of amazing.

are the pictures of the girls being all spazzy and wobbly for anyone else? or did i really have a rage stroke from the earlier news today and my vision is damaged?

Heh.

We knew we were ordering from our local Chinese delivery place too much when they showed up to our new apartment and they a) remarked that we had moved and b) said that our cat had gotten fatter.

Agreed! Hopefully the staff at Pornhub will do the same for me if I have a stroke from too much you-know-what and go silent.

I love this story! I was saved by my consierge checking on me and calling 911 a few years back. I used to walk by her to use the gym every morning at the same time. On the 3rd day that I didn’t show she came looking for me. I had a bad reaction to new medication and was completely out of it. I had a very serious…

And yet eating all that Dominoes over the years turned out to be the thing that saved his life? Life really is crazy sometimes...

Well done, staff of Dominos. Just goes to show ya, there are actually a lot of decent people in the world, even if it might seem otherwise sometimes.

I heard the worst part is that he was cheating on her with some chicken head.

"By the way, Jerry, I don’t want you to freak out, but the pilot is going to be in the audience."

Reminds me of the Seinfeld episodes with Jerry’s overbearing publicist.

Prince. Not only an icon, but a man of impeccable taste as well.