I’m with you. I always thought she was pretty and talented, but the ferocity of her fan base is incredibly off-putting. The week after Lemonade came out I was ready to toss my laptop in a fire over the inability to escape Beyonce related things on any corner of the internet.

The majority of her hive appear to actually be adults and not teens like some people have suggested, which makes this so much more pathetic.

The challenge is aligning my energy with the time, taking something that isn’t easily classified or contained, and trying to make it available for others. I don’t have an on/off switch. I am at my best when I am open, rested, sensitive and liberated to express myself as truthfully as possible. For every performance…

to be clear: these are both kylie, right???

“He’s trying ...Honestly, He trying.”

I have a feeling Vogue thought they were being really awesome, comparing Lupita to Audrey.

Yes, they are famous for their binding properties. I suspect she is picking fights with everyone due to constipation induced crankiness.

Relatedly, I have been unable to discern why so many vegan YouTubers are from Australia.

I can’t wait for the movie-of-the-week based on her life, Sarah Plantain Tall.

“...eats 51 bananas a day...”

This woman is claiming she eats between 2500 and 3000 calories per day in just bananas.

Why did I read all of that.

Short answer: views. Longer answer: revenue from views.

Why do people let Jeremy Scott dress them?

I mean, how could you tell? That’s Nikki’s regular everyday look. She always, always looks miserable, like someone just stole her Halloween candy. I think deep down, she’s a very unhappy person.

Racists actually make the country a more racist place, but thanks for playing!

Oh, shut the fuck up.

This fool .