That Talenti shit is delicious, I’d shill for them too if I had the chance.

....Apparently, Ted Cruz thinks this is Sarah Palin

with a tacky little toupée and miniature suitcoat? *shudders*

Im afraid Trump is going to announce that his running mate is a sentient vacuum cleaner named J Edgar Hoover.

You know how it seems like everytime you pause the DVR, it seems the character on screen is always making the most goofy or exaggerated facial gesture possible? This is Trump, 24/7.

He always speaks like a college student losing steam while writing his final paper and trying desperately to make the word count by just restating the same thing over and over in different ways

Ambulatory skin tag and fiberglass insulation model Donald Trump also says he is aware of the concept of shame but has never experienced it himself.

Siblings can have very different experiences of their shared parents even if they all lived under one roof. As much as parents try, they do treat each child differently. It doesn’t make any one sibling’s memory right or wrong.

For the life of me, I cannot understand why people seem to be so drawn to “business experience” as qualification for running the country. America is not just one giant amazon.com. Business experience is good, but it’s probably that you have government experience and understand how the public service sector works and…

Yeah but only b/c he doesn’t KNOW any. Once the primaries are over and he has to win the general, er, I mean, once he meets some Muslims, I am sure he will come around to a more reasonable position.

No she’s just sealing the ends of her hair extensions by dipping the braids in hot water.

You’ve obviously mastered the art of pedantism. Now, get to work on understanding concepts like “ballpark figures” and “casual human communication.”

MSNBC executives rightly fear the ghost of Frank Sinatra roughing them up if they cancel Ronan’s show...

They make different smells and flavors - mint, strawberry, brambleberry, mocha, mandarin, eucalyptus, etc.

When the alternative treatment for cancer is dandelion greens, reiki, and crystals, then yeah, I think it is frowned upon. There’s a lot of complementary alternative treatments that aren’t (yoga, acupuncture, etc.), but they’re complementary, not substitutions.

Have you tried regular vaseline? I use the teeny tiny vaseline lip therapy jar and it’s fantastic. I also use Kiehls Lip Balm 1. It’s $9, but it lasts forever, has SPF 15, and my lips rarely have an issue.

For many people the prestige of the most “in” thing outweighs any actual benefits it may have. My friend uses this lip balm and I think it looks ridiculous to apply, which is honestly all I need to not have any interest in it.

Don’t worry, Leo. It was just the ghost of Pia Zadora.

I mean, if you watch just this video, it looks like he’s laughing at something someone said to him off-camera and wasn’t paying attention to the proceedings at all.