My first question was, HE HAS FANS?? WTF.

The president doesn’t need to know everything, but there are certain things the president needs to know. A basic understanding of the most lethal tool of the presidency, the power to end life on earth as we know it, is one of those things.

Falling into vaginas?

I think something inside my brain just broke.

Ethan and his momma on the lam-ski

What are the odds that mom and Ethan can’t be found because they are on the lam, in Switzerland? (or somewhere equally fancy that lacks extradition to the U.S?)

Seriously, wtf is wrong with people? I wish I had a more in depth comment but I don’t because I just can’t wrap my head around the idea of threatening violence against strangers because you disagree with their job.

you know... you take the good. you take the bad.

To the people who claim cultural appropriation is a silly buzzword, well, here is literally the best example you can find of it; selling the work of an indigenous people as your own and giving them no benefit from it at all.

I wonder where Shelly Miscavige was while they were busy outdoing each other.

No mention of Scott Weiland? :/

Unfortunately you’re right. Everyone seems to have a horse in the race to find out who the killers are, which is fucking stupid.

Cannot comprehend what sort of motive makes you leave your infant daughter with her grandmother and then saddle her with the legacy of your heinous acts.

Probably getting the same boner everyone on Gawker got when they thought it was crazy white christians.

It would be a mistake to write this guy off as a random lunatic when he represents everything fundamentalist religions stand for. They seem to love forgiving men for crimes like abuse and rape and then go out of their way to demonize women for accessing legal health care.

Does Harper propose some method of identifying these so-callled christian stores? Maybe forcing everyone else to wear some kind of symbol on their clothing identifying them as nonbelievers in the invisible man in the sky and the 2000 year old book of myths, legends and prejudices.

Anyone who is skipping school at 9 AM to buy lip liner doesn’t want anything to do with a textbook.

If anyone’s upset about missing out on a Lip Kit, for the same 30 dollars I’ll happily smush your lips between the pages of a math textbook to get that look.