I’m already circumcised, you idiot.

I’m sure he still can’t. That requires actual skill.

“We pay you to talk bad about the coloreds, not the Lord’s White women....”

Well, Asia’s testimony is now tainted. We’ll see. 

Tragically underrated kinja.

Dear DJTJ,

I would do it but I love me too much

If anybody called me the Ja Rule of anything, I would have to defend the honor of my family and throw several hands.

Let me just shoot myself in the ass.

He forgot he was holding it. Like a toddler who just discovered his penis, he probably fondles that thing any chance he gets.

Mixed people will just say that they transcend race, like a bunch of Visions created by Ultron.

Who doesn’t try to make 69 gesture in a picture with their in-laws?

You know what I mean, KCJ. Don’t make me pull this car over. 

And left in the sun.

Covered up with Mayo.

Smells like rotten bacon.

I smells that too.

*sniff *sniff.

Anyone else smells that? Smells like cover up in here...

Oh, so she can go home then?