CALL ME CRAZY, BUT ALL THIS KINDA SPEAKS POORLY ABOUT THEIR DECISION TO PASS, DOESN’T IT?

Wait, Osaka won her match?

I was howling at the Kanye one.

I’m pretty sure I saw Janelle Monae (on skateboard) and Tessa Thompson (ethereal girl) as well. 

Serena could have kept it moving and not say anything or ride the fence.

I know that the peaceful protest had nothing to do with the US military, the US flag, or the racist as fuck national anthem.

So true. McCain is getting so much praise for even that small half-hearted act of barely-decency ... that’s how low we have to set the bar so he can step over it.  Even a snake could walk over that bar.

Steve is one of the most impassioned outspoken critics of drumpf yet, right in the midst of one of his famous diatribes, I remember “...you selected sarah palin for vp...”

““Hi I’m Madonna, I wore a Prince clown suit during my last tribute , I spoke about myself during Aretha Franklin’s tribute and..... Feel like I’m leaving something out... Oh yeah ! I banged Michael Jackson once. Yep, that should ruin all your heroes.”

Please put up a warning before somebody scrolls down to that and hurts himself.  Like me.

WHY on earth would you ruin the fount of beauty flowing in here with.... this... thing?

Yeah, we decided to be kind and overlook that.

The logic of the double negative strikes again.

“There will be no funeral, no repast, everyone get the hell out of my church” MY. CHURCH. This strike anyone else as hugely fucked up? 

YOU TAKE THIS STAR. YOU TAKE IT NOW. 

We’re just ordinary people/we don’t know which way to go

I mean, keep in mind that Maradona is essentially an animated pile of cocaine. He’s not exactly known for his decision making.

Fuck, I’m a 40-year-old white dude who owns a house and pays a fuck-ton of taxes. If I happened to have an 18-ish year old white girl who’s dad was a cop in my car, I’d make her carry all the fucking weed, too.

Ivanka tried super hard to give herself a proper chin, but in some pics... Those Trump genes are strong. And that’s a damn shame.

This ain’t no moral compass. It’s one of those fake compasses you use to store your weed in.