Shit , and I really liked Carlos Leon in that episode of “Law and Order.” NOW all my heroes are ruined.
“Hi I’m Madonna, I wore a Prince clown suit during my last tribute , I spoke about myself during Aretha Franklin’s tribute and..... Feel like I’m leaving something out... Oh yeah ! I banged Michael Jackson once. Yep, that should ruin all your heroes.”
You’re just a regular ol’ Nat Turner huh, Dr. Whitestein ?
Yeah in retrospect.... I did not ... think this through.
Just to put things in perspective, she turned 60 today as well...
Died over an EXPIRED warrant.
Well I know what percentage got the settlement and what percentage lost the job.
“This type of Shit happens Eva-ree day...”
Show me a police officer who doesn’t think we are all animals and I’ll show you a firefighter.
Every Dave Chappelle joke is becoming prescient.
The only reason Pirro hasn’t gotten further in life than she has is because her husband is a crook.
So.... You thought she was white and a Muslim?
They want us out of their country so they can have their hearings from Fucking up in peace.
“Unless it’s a recording contract.”
Those were coded words.
Last year he announced Goresh at 8pm. This year at 9pm . Huh. What show comes on at 9? #COShannity
My cousins got plane tickets the second they found out the family hog was stolen in Jamaica. The. Family. Hog.
She KNOWS she’s white. She also knows that’s why she got 30 days