Maybe they are just now noticing that their policy of abortion denial and refusal to discuss birth control, which they did to stop the “white decline”, affects non-whites more than it does the white girls. Probably already trying to work out how to volte face on that one, and promote birth control and abortion rights…

Neither did he.

He kept it real, not sure if it went wrong or not.

Exactly. Fuck him.

Sometimes when you force a pregnant woman to put oven cleaner in her vagina as pushiment for not cheating, bad things happen to you.

Nah this is Wayne Brady level cold.

I thought The Bad would be Danny Rand: The Immortal Iron Fist, Protector of Kun-Lun, and Enemy of The Hand?

I mean, of course they are gonna go. Have to get Ovechkin into the White House because he’s a covert agent.

+1 dance with your date

Bruh, where the fuck you been that you thought he wasn’t?

Damnit, I came in here to pop out a line like, “Looks like Drake got Bamboozled by Pusha!”

Drake has always been a bitch. I mean someone has to say it and I guess that person is me today.

Almost as good was her pointed inability to call up a career for Philip.

Owner puts glass down on countertop next to cat who likes to push things off of counter top, mad when cat pushes glass off countertop

Man working alongside face eating leopards surprised when leopards try to eat his face.

It’s shameful that James Shaw jr. has not been honored by the POTUS or VP for his act of bravery.

Dude was leaning against the balcony railing just looking...WTF...?🤔

They really look like they were typecast for this exact sort of thing, don’t they? Smug, defiant Watschengesichter.

“But I thought that future generations were supposed to be less racist”