Not difficult, just unnecessary.

I don’t wash my legs or my feet and I pee in the shower. IDGAF!

Yeah, same here. I feel like I’m at the threshold where more money would come with SIGNIFICANT strings attached (read: work your whole life away, and even though you technically “have” 4.5 weeks of vacation you can’t ever use all of it, and most certainly not all at once).

I never understood you going to bed early voters. I had to go to bed early when I was a child. Sometimes as an adult, I have to go to bed early because I have a stupidly early meeting to be at in the morning, or something equally awful. Most of the time, if I’m really tired, I fall asleep on the couch because I…

My own time. Definitely.

All the money in the world can’t buy you a minute more

Not conforming to gender norms is a gateway dress to dancing, mayhem, and cats and dogs living together!

No, a book cannot cause someone to become gay. It might, however, help someone to internally acknowledge that they are gay, and thus have more self-acceptance, more self-esteem, and a greater sense of security.

I picked the friends one BECAUSE I’m an introvert. Great, we’re already friends and I don’t have to put a shit ton of working into connecting and getting over my introvert tendencies. AWESOME.

I actually got super emotional and started tearing up. Which I guess is just evidence of how currently alone and unloved I am feeling at this point in my life. So it is oddly relaxing and upsetting for me.

I’m predicting the showdown being between Going to Bed Early and Everything is Free, because those are literally the two stages of life

Dear Jezebel Staff:

I have never heard of the Wing, and I know I’m not alone, and my level of interest isn’t high enough that I’m actually googling to find out, but I DID spend time googling for the perfect gif for this comment, so.

For us it was fear. We did things because we were afraid of my mother. Friends I grew up with are STILL afraid of my mother lol. She was like a scary drill instructor.

How Not to Add an Additional “Child” to Mother After You Become a Mother By Requiring Your Husband to Act Like a Grown-Ass Man

Never did the sneaking out thing either, I lived in fear of The Disappointment of Mother™.

Seconding this! Making new friends as an adult is damn near impossible.

I never experienced Sneaking Out After Midnight, because I was a Good Kid™ (aka a kid with a guilt complex), and I was never a Picky Eater because I love food. Do I vote at all? Or do I vote based on what a Cool Teen™ would do? Do I even know the answer to the last one, because I clearly was never a Cool Teen.

Sorely in need of more friends, so fuck yeah, I wish I could make friends by saying hi.

For me it was middle school.