I’m conflicted. On the one hand, I’m 100% on her side and 100% opposed to the alt-right. On the other hand, her special was not good. I’m a fan of her show, and I liked her movie a lot, and I liked her previous special, but this one sucked, frankly.

“Hey look a lady! I’m gonna rape her- oh, no, wait... she went into the girls room. Dammit. Foiled again!”

Then you haven’t read my fanfic.

He strikes me as a guy who’d tear up looking at the morning dew.

“You’re in a cult, call your dad” made me very happy. I’m glad I’m not the only fan of Karen and Georgia around here.

Taraji is always happy for other people to win:

I’m not into Amy Schumer, but she has a bit about how she has to bite back sympathy and offers of assistance to friends who announce pregnancy, even though her social group is now at an age where “congratulations” is in order. I felt that SO hard.

Literally my reaction to every pregnancy announcement. Always takes a beat for me to develop the correct, socially acceptable response.

I’m keeping my fingers crossed that Amal is really pregnant with Jennifer Aniston’s twins.

While I don’t think you meant it that way, I’d maybe stay away from giving any credence whatsoever to the “he was no angel” trope since it’s basically racist apologia 101 and deployed every single time there’s an unjustified police shooting of a black man.

I notice that she didn’t use the killer’s name in this interview. Very thoughtful...take the power away from the killer and his post-murder antics and put the focus back where it belongs, on her murdered son.

And this is Nermal.

You’d think after Obama has so much trouble getting anything done that we’d all realize that the President doesn’t have unlimited power.

Are you crazy? People will lose healthcare. Free speech is being curtailed. Science is being attacked. States are trying to pass laws that allow cops to shoot protesters, civilians to run them over, and law enforcement agencies to sue them. Hate crimes against non-white people, Jews, and Muslims have increased. They…

Maybe they can air an “alternative facts” season?

Oh god, can you just imagine all the great stories they wrote for a season in an America where a woman was president? And now we’ll never see them. NEVER.

I didn’t read this because I’m not caught up yet, but I just watched the episode where Janet and Jason get married and the use of Digital Getdown is maybe my favorite television moment of the past year and I needed to share that with someone.