This just in. Woody Allen has announced that he will be directing a movie scripted by Russell Brand, stating “Russell Brand is fantastic, and I really see myself in him.”

Louis CK is set to star in the lead role.

Oh, well if ELON supports him... he’s definitely GUILTY (Seriously. NOT said in sarcasm).

“Elon Musk also weighed in, posting “I support Russell Brand. That man is not evil.””

Fuck, that’s the harshest roast yet.

As Americans are wont to do, they are conflating having money with intelligence.

“He really wants smart people to have kids...”

the last one, death by lasik

The moment you boot up the game it makes it clear who the final boss is.

More like “Screw you, got mine.”

This just in, “professional” gamer is an idiot. 

Read the whole article to make sure I wasn’t missing anything. Are they totally unaware of the collector’s market, the ever inflated insano market that wants all of these things?

FaZe continues to look like the worst examples of gaming culture. I hope she gets out of the contract cleanly, though I’d prefer this shitstain of a human being get the boot instead, because this is some straight up harassment from Rain.

Dude this.

I moved four times in the last four years, keeping the boxes your consoles came in is great to keep them protected in that process. Learned that when I was in college and I kept my Wii box for years for moving out at the end of the school year.

You CANNOT close pandora’s box once it is opened. It is already too late. Everyone realized there was a much better way to do things and inperson was not it. Smart companies use this as an opportunity to downsize the leased spaces they have as a cost cutting measure while dumb ones see the leases as wasted unless the…

After the same crowd got ultra-triggered by the fact that women can have some peach fuzz on their face and might not look like a barbie doll I’d have figured they already totally wrote this franchise off as woke, especially with Ashley’s involvement and all.

Despite the overt racism apparent in the “Thug Shaker Central” Discord, an anonymous member told the Post that that community was not “a fascist recruiting server.”

Yeah that line in the article made me chuckle because, absolutely they do not need to. Otherwise Illumination would not be rolling in dough from their inexplicably ultra profitable Minions films.

Between none of the reporting describing the “prank” and a cursory view of their channel, in addition to their statement that they’ll continue “pranking”, I’m more than inclined to believe that there was no actual “prank” and it was likely just straight up harassment at the minimum.

Any attempt at comment from the alleged shooter or their legal representation?  Forgive me if I don’t take Cook’s “simple practical joke” statement at face value.

Now when I get yelled at for not pocket healing some soloing tank, I can just tell myself they’re just jealous I’m so fucking sexy