I’m not a writer, I play on my Switch, I want a more powerful Switch. Switch hardware was passed its prime at least a couple of years ago, yes it’s time for a successor. I don’t know what’s so hard to understand, if you’re content with the current hardware then good for you.

I’m just baffled how anyone could say anything unkind about this living legend.  I really think it comes down to some people just feel so threatened by someone so talented and successful, gasp, happy, that they need to tear down.  

And there are still dudebros lining up on twitter to praise Elon. What the fuck is wrong with people?

So he’s at this level now...

I like how people have watered down the meaning of “outrage” to the point that it’s now just used to describe anyone having any point of view whatsoever.

I’ve never thought about it before, but how would one go about stealing a manhole cover? This is unrelated to the story, of course.

Good riddance! I miss good Square almost as much as I miss good Ubisoft.
Surely the new CEO can’t make worse decisions than the last guy, right?

“Racially insensitive.” No, that is a hell of a lot more than insensitive, that’s the whole kit and caboodle of straight up fuck-you level racism.

Pokemon Sleep™ staffs dozens of Drowzee, Hypno, and Cresselia to track your sleeping habits safely and confidentially.

It asks the sleep paralysis demons really politely.

“Netflix just can’t seem to decide on the best way to keep users using the platform.”

Gotta hang around the horny parts of the internet, my dude. If your libido ain’t active, this ain’t your scene.

“he asked his mistress for a “sucky.”

It’s like the literal Fascists who go around comparing themselves to Frodo and the Fellowship of the Ring. Some people are beyond helping.

Boyyyy, just wait until they find out about Ellie. Or... is that ok? I get so confused about what kind of queerness is socially acceptable.

I’m pretty sure their argument is exactly the reason why people don’t want Microsoft taking over more of the videogame market. Because everything original they’ve attempted sucks.  And everything that was good they’ve purchased they’ve driven into the ground with bullshit and microtransactions.  

Could be some of the final aesthetic or just easy to work with placeholder assets while they nail down the gameplay. It’s standard practice to use temp stuff while working that and the art team could be working on the final assets to move in before final optimization.

In the current context, calling out Pfizer super vaguely without context doesn’t scream pro-vaccine.

Changes his name from Pugh to Levi to get roles...then watches Florence Pugh get an Academy award nomination and star in Marvel projects. 

Okay, so if someone can afford to spend more money than most people make in a year on bonus features to weaponize their monument to vehicular manslaughter, we’re allowed to laugh at them online until the end of time.