I was mad at myself before I even clicked on this listicle because I knew what it would be: a mediocre list as clickbait for engagement. But I grew up on MuchMusic so I was powerless to resist.

And I would put Da Funk ahead of that.

Yeah, kids are often embarrassed to discover that their parents are whole people with lives before they were born.

“Do you support murdering Kevin up to and including on his third birthday? We were going to buy him a fire truck, he loves trucks so much. He laughs and laughs when he hears a siren. Anyway, should his brood mare be able to execute him on a whim?”

This seems like a life sentence of impoverishment. Is there some way he can get out from under this eventually? Because otherwise this seems extreme.

Which special should be on this list?

Or she saw a quote she liked and posted it. She may not know who Woody Allen is. I don’t picture her or any member of her family heading down to Blockbuster for a copy of Annie Hall. Lots of people live long and interesting lives not knowing who Woody Allen is.

But it’s not just emphasis, it’s important context. There isn’t a lack of space, so stripping it away could easily be interpreted as bias.

I’m surprised people aren’t mentioning what I think is the most obvious reason people think it’s a hoax: it sounded like a stupid urban legend from the start. “Putting flyers on windshields to steal your car” stupid.

Not lip-synching exactly, but singing into a dead mic. It was pre-recorded.

Tenth movies that are not Kill Bill remakes/sequels:

I don’t know

It’s not grooming (which used to mean something), it’s just inappropriate. If you saw somebody doing that, you’d say, “Eugh, what are you doing? Knock it off.” It’s a red flag, not actual abuse. And if that’s as bad as it gets (that and the underwear, which is the closest any of this gets to interference), then this…

You see, this is exactly what I’m talking about. All the things you listed aren’t problems, they’re red flags. Grooming isn’t the problem, the problem is what it leads to. So if there’s more (and it seems like there is), then that’s understandable. What’s in this article isn’t damaging, it’s inappropriate.

I am an old, so I am not familiar with her work, or this controversy.

She’s basically a superhero, just without superpowers.

This was it for me, 100%. The commercials make this movie look hackneyed. I’ve complained about it irl because I loved how Pixar kept making interesting movies that were still incredibly accessible. Elemental seemed so basic, I just assumed that executives had finally destroyed what made Pixar special, so I’d wait for…

As I’ve said before, I almost feel sorry for Trump Jr, because that kid never had a chance. Only almost, though, because I’ve seen precious little evidence that he even wants to be a decent human.