I love this idea! I’m really looking forward to hearing a few of these. I’ve been going through an “interesting covers” phase lately.

I was going to come in and snark about body shaming, and then I really looked at that tablecloth dress and wondered... that sure is something.

I cannot think of Morgan Fairchild and not think of Jon Lovitz. He owes her royalties or something.

I disagree. This story exists because most of what Hootie is talking about is nonsense. Wallen is winning in every way possible, except that some people remember that he burst to stardom for dropping N-bombs.

I haven’t read this in a decade. Still a great interview!

That’s also one of my unpopular opinions about Eddie Murphy: Delirious - The opening segment about gay men contains a truly staggering amount of gay panic and f-slurs. But it’s also very gay-positive for its time.

That’s the joke.

Have you worked in a restaurant before? Regrettable drunken hookups are a cliche. That’s the joke.

I worried about Ted and Rebecca too, because A) it would be SO trite, and 2) they would be an awful couple.

I’ve said elsewhere that, in the interest of realness, they should have a drunken fling that they both instantly regret. It undermines their communication and their working relationship, and she eventually leaves the restaurant with some vague, poorly explained rationale.

It’s just plain ol’ freude for me, no schaden about it.

I think it grows beyond personal preference because we’re talking about the cultural conversation, which requires a formal structure for the conversation to build around. If everyone’s on a different schedule, it becomes really tricky to talk about in public spaces.

Try playing it like a trombone

[Sets up rickety soap box]

“Yeah, this stainless steel disc totally came off in the dishwasher! No, those aren’t screwdriver marks, those are... you know, they come from, like, I can’t believe you exposed my CHILD to trace amounts of lead!”

If the Vault Dweller isn’t carrying 8 weapons and 400+ rounds of various types of ammo by the end of season 1 I’m calling bullsh*t

If you drop your phone in the toilet (or whatever), people will want to do something just to be sure, because phones are expensive. And yes, iPhones are waterproof, but a cracked screen or other damage obviously changes that.

I love how this freeze frame nails 90s cartoon art. Spider-man’s chest is impossibly broad, and so is Sue Storm’s.

I knew the headline wasn’t what it seemed but it was enough to get me to click anyway. No ragrets.

Jon Batiste did an admirable job with a pair of Bill Withers songs(“Ain’t No Sunshine,” “Lean on Me”) in honor of Clarence Avant, the “Black Godfather” of the music biz