But I think the misunderstanding is that he’s not doing “kumbaya” rhetoric. I interpreted his response of “we are the same” as speaking to how things should be, not how they are. And the people decrying the racism we’re dealing with today are making the same point.

And your mom could have swallowed.

So where did he grow up? Mouseketeers don't listen to music? I don't know what you're trying to say, other than to suggest that his Memphis-ness doesn't count because fame.

I don’t get it. Hitting JT with the cultural appropriation hammer just feels like petty, “take my ball and go home” stuff. He’s not a cultural tourist. He’s not going through an “urban” phase. He makes music that sounds very much like the music of someone who grew up in Memphis would make.

Gabrielle Carteris, Beverly Hills' 32-year-old teenager.

No, a grown-ass man couldn’t. But Tobey Maguire could. You’ve seen Tobey Maguire, right?

To be Peak Canadian, it would be “Returning curling rocks you stole.”

Presumably for not wearing pants.

If you don’t hear any songs for women about sex, it’s because you aren’t looking for them. I mean, this one came to mind immediately and it's from 1992, for Chrissake. And yes, I am an old.

Getting tasered for stealing bowling pins is 100% Florida, not Canada. Crashing into the Timmies is the reigning champion of Canadian shenanigans.

“My client has no further comment at this time. Hee-yuk!”

I've often said that.

Thanks to Gary Payton, Jordan wasn’t even the best perimeter defender of his own time.

Wow, a perogy truther! There’s always a first.

New President Craig Reedie? Did Dick Pound pull out?

Almost without exception, the only “good guys with a gun” that have ever been of any help in these scenarios are either current/former military or off-duty cops. That’s because we are hard-wired as animals to run, and these shooters have every tactical advantage - the element of surprise, superior firepower, and…

Why do you assume that none of the patrons were carrying a firearm? I haven’t been to every nightclub in Florida, but suggesting that this shooter somehow found the one firearm-free nightclub is highly unlikely.

I gave you an answer, you just ignored it.

False binary. Stop trolling.

Well all that stuff would be illegal, so they'd be fined and/or arrested for indecent exposure, assault, etc.