“The 3-pointer has become as dull as the intentional walk, and any competent player in the NBA can make a 3. There is no special skill to it. Some are better than others just as some are taller than others or more agile than others. They do not get an extra reward for being so.”

#NotALawyerBut Kesha didn’t lose her case, she wasn't awarded a preliminary injunction. It’s very different, and I think a lot of media outlets are downplaying the difference for dubious reasons.

I'm confident some clown is going to respond with some weak sauce oppositions to specific judicial nominations like Alito or Bork, or a woefully distorted quote that relies on some creative editing to sound like it's saying something it's not.

“I believe that so long as the public continues to split its confidence between the branches, compromise is the responsible course both for the White House and for the Senate,” Biden also said at the time. “If the President consults and cooperates with the Senate or moderates his selections absent consultation, then…

He had a lecture series posted online for a while, but it went largely ignored. Everybody knows that you should never read YouTube Collmenter's.

Great. Now Phillips is just one more name from my childhood with a cross on his head.

You don’t become as good at something as pro athletes do with life balance. Their lives are purposely out of balance. In fact, I’d be very curious what proportion of pro athletes are OCD.

Kevin Hart won’t star in a superhero movie unless his powers include having the strength of a 40 year old man in the body of a 15 year old boy.

But he did give a few stock answers. Just not enough for some, I guess.

Dronut. You’re welcome.

I used to be a bouncer. It’s one of the most boring jobs imaginable, just hours of watching drunk people dance and be stupid. So while I’d impassively stare at the crowd looking for early signs of trouble, I’d always get 3-4 people a night come up to me and tell me about myself.

Why don’t you believe her? I’m sure that the moment she turned 18 she had no support from her parents, and was forced to make her way with nothing but her amazing looks, elite education, expensive wardrobe, luxury car, and a network of contacts I can only imagine.

“Some even claim [Blac Chyna]’s got [Rob Kardashian] hooked on drugs”

I’m going to gloss over the “judicial mansplaining” comment (WOW) and just add that the judge also said “There is no doubt that Stephanie Guthrie and Heather Reilly were harassed by Gregory Alan Elliott over several months in 2012, either due to the volume or content of his tweets, but that alone does not meet the…

+1 Grand jury nullification

I’m sure Phil Jackson and Stan Van Gundy are sitting in their offices right now, sadly shaking their heads.

Sorry life has been so hard on you, man. “Sure his body and mind are broken, but it ain’t paying my rent.” Perhaps you should turn to Jesus or something.

“Incredibly, Vontaze Burfict is responsible for the injuries to Brown, Roethlisberger, and Le’Veon Bell. Burfict singlehandedly ruined the Steelers’ season.”

As long as he isn't giving away his jack sock. It's pretty crusty at this point.

I'm not sure, I can still see them hanging around.