The new adventures, though... Is Anne going to misplace her Diva Cup, and run into a pharmacist who refuses to sell her tampons due to religious convictions?

JLC’s golden globes were an iconic part of my adolescence. God, Trading Places was an excellent movie in so many ways.

I Haida see what's happened to him these past few years.

What I hear in my night terrors: A deranged Toodles is having his way with me, and I scream out, “OH TOOOOOOOODLES!” But Toodles never comes.

Wouldn’t the ball be live once it was touched by the receiving team (the blocker)?

Ta-dah! Xmas hookup story.

Cool. Stay true to yourself! It’s better for everyone involved. I used to hook up, and a couple of times it was with women who said they were cool with it, and were not. That makes a bad scene for all involved.

‘Sup.

Let us know how it goes! So much vicariousness up in here.

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This isn't exactly the forum for it, but can we talk about how nobody can get within .2 seconds of FloJo's 100m record? Even Marion Jones, busted for PEDs, could only get within .2s of the record. Is it generally acknowledged that USATF allowed doping to beat the Eastern Bloc?

That photo is hilarious. But I don't think he actually touches her. In the video, you can see he's just demonstrating something with his hands by her shoulders, not on them.

Who is Troy Montana?

Didn’t know who it belonged to? But it belonged to her? She didn’t remember having sex with another dude in the previous few days? It’s possible, I suppose.

“What am I going to tell my kid about why she’s in that outfit?”

Does anybody have any articles they'd recommend about this case? I'm really getting stuck on the bloody condom, and I'd like to read up on the case a little. Unfortunately the Google brings up a bunch of articles talking about other articles; it's a lot to sift through.

I don't have an answer for you, but a very close family friend was convicted of child abuse. The trial testimony was pretty explicit about the things he did to these three adolescent boys, and up until the day he was arrested, I would have told you he was one of the finest people I knew. To this day it's incredibly…

I still think Trent Baalke and Paraag Marathe should be running the A's.

#HobbyHorse, but: can we just acknowledge how broken a system is when I’m expected to give the employee 50% of the value of our purchase? If a guy delivers furniture to my house, I don’t owe him 50% of what he brought me, and he delivered that shit to my HOUSE. I’m standing in front of a bartender, why am I giving him…

These concussion stories are coming at a dizzying pace.