“Whoa, easy coach! That’s not your wife.”

"English city conquered by intercontinental empire had citizens from other continents" isn't exactly shocking news. "Peanut butter in Reese's Peanut Butter Cup found to contain traces of chocolate."

I assume your scale is from 1-25?

I think that this emphasis on which is “best”, while coming from a reasonable desire to do the right thing, leads to a lot of picking sides and antagonism that is really unnecessary and starts becoming damaging.

From what I’ve read of Ray Rice, he’s fully bought in. Not in a “Hey fellas, don’t hit your lady. We cool?” sort of way, but he seems to really grasp what he’s done.

If you don’t want a guy to do a victory celebration, don’t let him win.

This is always the funniest response. “He’s celebrating having been successful, so we must break the rules to get our satisfaction.” Just the weakest loser mentality. I’m sure you’ve spent the previous week railing against sack dances too. I’ll just briefly check your posting history...

"Don't look at the man dancing, look at those ladies dancing." I think we've found a new winner of the Glamour Magazine Woman of the Year Award.

Parody is protected free speech, it can be parodied already. See Al, "Weird".

It was my understanding that lesbians typically stay in to eat. HEY-OH!

It's been a rough season for Johnny, he's struggling to get his head straight.

“He was injured all the time...” Dude, you knew the answer already. I wish there was a way to bet on this.

Lumberjack competitions are sports? Square dancing? Card games? A definition that broad means a lot of odd things become “sports”.

I don’t think diving or gymnastics, as currently structured, match any but the broadest definitions of sport. They are athletic endeavours that are judged by the aesthetic merits of physical form. They share much more with dance than they do with conventional ball sports or racing.

I don’t know if this is a Pinkham’s Law violation, but Delonte West is an unfortunate choice for a punchline.

If we’re going to get into semantics here, I don’t think dance is a sport. I think dancers are athletes, but I don’t think ballet competitions are sport, and I don’t think cheerleading competitions are sport. I think they’re dance.

The Officer’s name is Man Yam? 15-year-old me is furious with 40-year-old me for not making 15 obvious jokes here.

“Please let it be Drake.” Well a drake is a male duck...

There's an unfortunate "It's Pat!"-ness to Sotomayor's glasses/hair combo in this shot.

Unpasteurized milk? Somebody lied to you.