I had always wondered why he never made Admiral.

+1 Leslie Nielsen was the BEST.

This is a showdown, a Bro Down. Hell no, I can't slow down, it's gonna go...

Colin Quinn is a dirty bastard.

That's actually his O-face.

I don’t normally point out that kind of stuff except when it accidentally creates a new meaning, and this one was pretty amusing. Everyone understood what you meant, and that’s all that counts.

The use of valour (courage in the face of danger) instead of velour (a plush fabric) makes for a fascinating visual. I like to imagine a valour pantsuit is a suit of armour of sorts, or something a retired ninja would wear.

“It starts to seem even less fair, in light of all this, that women live longer...”

17. When I was 6, I witnessed a relative attempt to commit suicide.

Can you think of one thing that has been banned by the government that has not been effectively reduced?

It’s the comment-section-as-high-school; one must be seen hating all the right things/people.

Too close to reality to be recognisable as satire. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

So, on the Women I Have Beaten Apology Tour, Dr. Dre has gotten one thumbs up (Dee Barnes) and one thumbs down (Michel'le). Tairrie B, your vote will break the tie!

Yes, because therapy is magic. And women don’t have sexual hang-ups anymore, just men that can’t satisfy them! Turns out wives are like Communism; they have never failed, they have only been failed.

EDIT: Oops, week old post. Never mind.

She's a professional athlete, bruises are easy to explain.

As a reasonably experienced penis owner/operator, I can explain why condoms aren’t my favorite. Latex smells bad, but that’s not a big deal. I’d say these are the biggest reasons:

The truth is that guys have always been fine with mombods too; the female population isn’t bifurcated into Models and Single Women. The problem has always been primarily with the media portrayal, and the fallout from that.

The death penalty isn't a deterrent to crime, and you're wondering why guys still take chances with condoms? Short of torture, I can't think of a less rational state of mind than full sexual arousal.

But the claim was that people thought “Dadbod” was sexy. There have always been tubby dudes around, but nobody claimed they were sexy. Kevin James may have been TV married to Leah Remini, but nobody said it was because he was sexy. I don’t think there’s some sort of trend towards anybody thinking doughy guys are any…