Soon, maybe the herds of wild ZMF will again roam the plains.. 

Supposedly, it was one wealthy pervert who wanted to collect stories about a variety of sexual acts/ situations. The earlier stories are painful to read. They’re exercises in box checking (Lesbian sex? Check. Incest? Check. With more than one family member? Check. Necrophilia? Check.), and their only appeal seems to…

I’m pretty sure Anais Nin started out writing erotic stories on commission from wealthy perverts, and she brought so much flair to it that it was accepted as literature.

FFS, did you just “but actually” Smokey and the Motherfucking Bandit??

Carolyn was great in this episode, interrogating a visibly intimidated Konstantine, telling her weasel colleague to his face that she suspects he is a traitor (he deflected surprisingly capably, but has to know that isn’t going to deter her), and having a belated heart to heart with her daughter that may or may not…

In the ruins of the blogosphere we used to say “after 9/11 now I’m outraged about Chappaquiddick.”

So, the prize for throwing shit was a fan...

My wife and I aren’t always in sync, and I just imagine saying, “Hey, I know we have two small children, and there are no babysitters or preschools right now, and I’m still working outside the home most days, while you’re trying to juggle work and those two small children... but I’m feeling kind of horny, and I need…

I winced to see a black sidekick get shot so the male protagonist might live. It’s an old trope and easily avoided. I’m also a Seahawks fan, so for that reason, too.

Serac was just a dime-store villain. What a fucking dull character. What a waste of screen time. Likewise the Caleb character is 100% meh. Never any investment in his choices, fate, etc.

It was pretty but fondant tastes terrible.

I realize the trendy thing is to covet Villainelle’s wardrobe, but I want Carolyn’s house.

“Murder wasps” is a much more comforting name. They may still be psychopaths, but at least they play golf, have a summer house in the Hamptons, and drink Scotch.

Especially when we know Serac already beat him to the destroying host thing. There’s like ten left. He just repeats his loop shooting at those who try to save him.

It’s really weird, the race aspect of it. Presumably to most of the rest of the world, Notting Hill meant nothing. But to people in the UK, outside the very small group of people who were directly part of the just-starting gentrification of the area, Notting Hill was almost a by-word for Black Britain. So to see a…

Funniest part of this? Most of the white folks engaging in the protests have very little white privilege to fight this hard for. Getting undeserved promotions at the manufacturing plant that’s being phased out ain’t what it used to be.

plus if the ran away to Alaska, they could meet up with Dexter.

Speaking as a Georgia resident, virtually every other fellow resident I’m seeing talking about this—from Democratic Socialists on down to people who voted for Trump—think this is a really, really bad idea.

Yours was the lovely passage. I was water-skiing in your wake.

PANGER!