I’ve been thinking the thing that could change Brent is that there is no money in this place. All of his power and ability to escape consequences came from a power structure where people like him controlled most of the money. (I wouldn’t say no to him in a fetal position, rocking back and forth as he realizes he’s not…

Ugh. No. I really came to appreciate Maggie Gyllanhall’s performance over the past few seasons and then show was like, “Here’s more Francooooooo!!!” I’m going to take this out of the memory bank.

“Parsnip cake”. . . Get the fuck outta here, my guy. 

I uttered a small, hurt, “oh” when I watched it. This show is so good and so sad. 

I miss Splinter. They would’ve made hay out of this story.

Ah, and so I’ll take blame for the same suit at the end for my many, many passionate email, letters, tweets, sky-writing . . .etc. . . . etc. . . demanding Manny Jacinto be put back in that Bad Place suit. I’m willing to work out a compromise . . . . a tux, perhaps?

Finally: A cockroach FOR ALL OF US.

This episode revealed Steph is a baking robot.

Yes, we did in Atlanta. It was some student housing and condos. Displaced a bunch of people, but at least it’s still in use.

IKR? Their brains haven’t finished developing yet!

Dude. Peachtree City would make him rage stroke in under 48 hours.

I’ve been reheating pizza in my airfryer. Gamechanger. 

I know it’s meant to be absurd, but I am well familiar with South Carolina and I was well entertained thinking about the logistics behind getting that many freaky goths to an orgy in that state. Like, were they bussed in? Had the mind of rural America finally succumbed to meth and madness that there was enough local…

Awesome! I demo KA stuff as a side hustle. Just remember to never put it in water, use the little brush. You can use it with other flours like rice to make noodles. I’m gonna try these cassatelles some long weekend. 

I know a hand-cranked pasta roller upped the drama, but I wish KitchenAid had upped the sponsor money to have them use the pasta attachment. Damn, I love that thing. 

That KA pasta attachment is legit. I break it out every few months and make fresh pasta and ravioli to freeze. People coming over unexpectedly? Oh, shit, y’all; LOOK AT MY MOTHERFUCKIN FRESH PASTA!! I also make and freeze carbonara sauce I made in my Instapot, so I’m that kind of weirdo.

Naw, man, I’m gonna look these racist fuckers in the eye every goddam day and point out (LOUDLY) every time I see the good ol’ boys making decisions that harm the citizens of this state. 

Oh, yeah. That Bortles reveal is 100% a Bad Janet move. 

“Scalability” will be a curse word in the future, I hope. 

I read The Godfather the first time when I was in third grade and had tested out of all the reading levels, so they sent me to the library, made entirely out of donated books and no librarian (ah, private religious schools . . .) and was absolutely horrified by that scene.