Rene Unterman is trying to go to Congress in 2020. I hope her campaign exposes how bananas she is.

Yeah, my city council person actually reads my emails and responds. While I’m pretty sure my former congressman just trolls me. I wrote asking he work on that babies in cages thing and the next week I saw I’d been added to his newsletter list, the first of which was “Barry Loudermilk supports a strong border!”

Oh, she will curb-stomp him.

*small voice* . . . at least it’s not the battle flag?? Baby steps, y’all.

After many years as a Jane + Raphael truther, I have accepted the only realistic outcome for a happilyeverafter is Jane and Petra arguing into the sunset. 

 . . . and that when they die, the world ceases to exist.

Yes. I would not recommend taking health advice from them 20 years from now, either.

Regular-ass bike commuters don’t like these dudes (why always dudes?) either. I’ll be sitting on my upright with my pannier containing my laptop and frozen lunch and some dickhead will nearly clip me as he blows by me in his spandex like he’s in training for Tour de France rather than heading to the IT help desk at…

. . . but we all hate the phone yackers as their pets wander into traffic and the retractable leashed span the trail, right?

I survived the first iteration of these shows. Run away, young people!! We thought she was a blonde lady who cracked “jokes” while people acted like idiots and then it turns out we gave her a platform to spout nonsense that is actually killing people. Who knows what type of know-nothing celebrity this generation could…

I had to go there for work. There was a lot to love, but almost every meeting I was in, I was the only woman. Nope, not for me.

Oh, yes. I had a conference in Colorado (my state is not cool) and bought a few edibles. I ate one and drifted into a ten hour sleep while listening to Chopin. 

Those shots in the ruins were just gorgeous. 

Nope. I’m imagining a very weird YouTube series where Villanelle shows the world 22 Ways to Gut a Moose.

Yeah, like the dropping of Kenny to be replaced by Hugo made sense when Eve used him as a sex surrogate. She couldn’t have done that with Kenny. 

I can’t imagine being handed a million whatever check while my rapist strolls around free and thinking, “Yah, we’re cool.”

I know! I understand the push/pull of attraction in the moment but when they’re now chatting about assignments I’m thinking, “Girl, what is this shit? She killed your best friend and multiple innocents. THIS IS NOT RELATIONSHIP MATERIAL!!”

Tru dat. 

Exactly.

Fellow Georgian here (heyhowyourmamaanthem?) Women do appreciate when the dudes show up—there’s a protest at the capitol on Saturday BTW—you and I both know there are a whole bunch places in Georgia where women are rare. In the halls of power, definitely (fuck Rene Unterman, for standing in the middle of that plump…