. . . and dumb as a bag of hammers and while secretary of state, managed to expose millions of voters’ private information. Then presided over an election that he was a fucking candidate in and oopsie-doodle, whose campaign said days before the election the Democrats had tried to break into the Republican’s online…

A thousand times yes on the cold springs. Pro tip if you have no kids is to go the week before Labor day and laze in them in blissful non-kid splendor. And goddamn those state park cabins are nice!

I regularly vacation in the cold springs state parks in the northeastern (not panhandle) part and think it is tranquil and some of the prettiest parts of America and regularly stand up for Florida. Then I get tricked into a family reunion at Panama City Beach and I’m ready to raze it to the ground and leave it to the…

I let myself buy Au Bade once a year. It’s an investment, but, yo, over-30 38E needs some architecture.

Not only that, I’d bet good money that it was unpaid and she stayed at a family or friend’s aparment in Manhattan while doing it. Then I look around at my state university students who want to work in media who are told hustle harder and I get one step closer to the rage-induced coronary.

With all of the evil oozing out from her policies, I sometimes forget the more subtle and possibly longer-affecting DeVos-investment-sponsored slime of baseless edutech coming into schools. Everytime some twit pitches me a new platform started by two San Fransico professionals who found out how students really LEARN…

I was amused that Villanelle and I had the same thought, “This is super illegal, right?!?”

Sigh. She’s from my hometown, which is a suburb of Atlanta that went for Hillary. Ever since that happened, it’s like the local racists have really decided to step it up.

This episode is just forecasting Konstantine is going to fuck up in some way soon. His first instinct when let off the leash is to dress in (hideous) Supreme?!? This is not a man to trust with your career. 

My mother, a Trump-voting boomer, was bitching to me that her retirement side-hussle never brought her hourly rate back to the pre-Recession rate when the company had begged everyone to take a cut in 2009, even though the company was doing well currently. 

I should have finished that: She’s gonna destoy Biden in the debates. And then, nothing will change.

Warren is going to kick his ass in the debates. Which—like all pleasures in the current hellscape—will mean nothing.

She’s gonna destoy Biden in the debates.

That’s the wild thing, he’s always been an idiot. Also, I don’t think he handles crowds of POC well. It seems to blow his circuits.

100%. If the GOP would loosen up on pot, they would see a significant uptick, god help us all.

Yeah, Oaxacan food is where it’s AT.

Perhaps they should just get a cat. Checks all the boxes except “manage money.” Cats can’t manage money for shit.

Her little girl gasp of delight should be on her Emmy reel.

Well, her family invests in edu-tech, so she might brag about how she turned K through 12 into an app.

. . . . and since most of those come B-schools that actively teaching how to be psychopaths, well, you know the rest.