It’s like small pox vs. the black plague.

Also, a lot of these athletes are black and/or southern and their grandmas would be pissed if they didn’t rep Jesus at some point. 

Oh, man, those milkshakes are like diabetes in a cup.

Did anyone catch the Bodega Boys Showtime debut? (Full episode on YouTube.) I think they’re finding their groove, butoddly, I liked the graphis on their Vice show better.

When i was a kid, I remember doing the chop, NBD and then I hadn’t gone to a game in years and I went last year and they started the “chant” and I looked around and thought, Oh, shit, this is racist and stopped doing it. Which is pretty much all we can hope for in this cruel world.

That’s what a felt about Epstein, but with an even bigger side of ew. Between this and deciding Epstein’s plea deal was illegal, Vice is having a busy month in Florida.

Thank you for doing the research for me. I thought Juda was a female name and was trying to imagine the black hole of a soul it would take to be a woman defending him (though I’m still appalled by him as a human.)

This bread argument means little to me, it’s gravlax FTW.

Fucking law school people; they think they’re qualified for everything.

So the only reason the investigation hasn’t been crushed is because no one wants to take a fall for this dummy? Cool.

Every time I see how terrible he looks on TV, I think Oh god, he thought this was ging to get him laid and obviously he has noone in his life who cares for him, or they would not let him on camera looking like that . . . what price are we gonna pay for this incel’s frustration next?!?

I really think that Russia has kopromat on him (likely something to do with gayness) which I just wish we could work out a deal where he comes out and drops out of politics and we support him as a pocket square designer or something.

I’m baffled that they spent so much money on design, actors and music rights and then apparently cheaped out on writing. 

I just finished it and thought it was great, but I was really struck by how great all the smaller roles (even though I still doubt Daya as a PhD candidate.)

Oh, believe me, they’ve already UPS-ed a boatload of tax-payer money and a Valentine letting them that ALL the holes are lubed-up and ready.

Ha! I’d forgotten that.

I’ve never experienced someone using “fungible” in a spoken response. I’m very impressed. (I already thought he was very talented, but that puts a cherry on top.)

Yeah, let’s not be unreasonable. Nerd rage needs an outlet, even if it’s kicking over dockless scooters and being mean to civil servants.

I saw someone on Twitter droning on about AOC’s credit score and I was like, “Fuck, yes. She automatically has more in common with more Americans and their struggles just with this.”

Yeah, at the univeristy where I work, some guy did some really interesting research into the success of public-use adaptations of post-Olympics stadiums (psssst, the Olympics are a boondoggle.) Interesting look at architecture, economics and culture of the issue.