Don’t beat yourself up, Sean. I work at a university and most 19 or 20-year-olds professional aspirations are, “Be a rock star.”

(Goes briefly down a Wiki-hole about an author I hadn’t thought about since “Jurassic Park”.) Oh, *had* a conversation, R.I.P., Mike and -Whoa!- Five wives?!? Those first 4:58 minutes must have been solid material.

Hold up, that was a “Deadwood” set, no? I just love show 18% more.

I loved the expression on Villanelle‘s face as she walked through the carnage of the car wreck/breakout scene was the same someone seeing an incredibly sweet and thoughtful surprise party in one’s honor.

Oh, no. Was Clementine Maeve’s daughter in a new body? That would be awful. Wait, but they said the daughter was in another park and park employees never lie . . .

I am convinced that Michael Crichton has never had a longer-than-five minute conversation with a real, human woman.

Carolyn’s hat!!!

Wait, how long was Elsie in that cave? If it was more than a couple days, I welcome our future . . . which might be morally complicated, but will have spectacular dry shampoo.

I dunno. I once put a pair of sandals through security in the Nashville airport, got called over for extra screening and when I came back, they were gone. No one knew anything. I’ve been suspicious of the efficacy of TSA ever since.

. . . And why are we not talking about he is hot as hell?!?

The rest of “Lemonade” performed by Titus Andromedon. 

My favorite character beat in this movie was Diaz being a terrifying speed-demon of a driver.

I cringed when I saw the old version of the Georgia state flag. I must have blocked out how prominent the stars and bars were on it back then.

Ugh. I’m creeped out by the notion of “Antebellum World.” I can’t even wrap my head around subdivisions named “Plantation Way” or whatever. (I live in Georgia, there is way too much of that shit here.)

I was unreasonably relieved that the former mill town wasn’t in Georgia.

This was a kick to the eyeballs . . . in a good way?

Ah, no, that he was angry with E but if he fought her, there’s always a chance she’d straight up murder him. Fighting with P let him vent anger at someone who he doesn’t fear.

I was in Tokyo for work and figured, “what the hell, I’m in Tokyo, I’m gonna drop $300 on ten pieces of fish” and went to a reputable place for dinner. I sat at the bar and the chef knew just enough English to put a piece on my plate, lean over and say firmly, “No soy!!”

All excellent and thoughtful questions. Which is why: Fuck this Dolores and Willy drama.

Fuck this noise. I wanna know what Maeve, Lee and Hector are up to, posthaste.