Pardon me while I create an alternative timeline where Darci and Rogelio are together (while Xo’s happy off doing something.) I love them together.

Anybody know where the horror house was located? I could see something like that being a quail plantation down in South Georgia, but I’d guess somewhere in California would be more likely.

Elizabeth is so jealous of a husband thinking about how to end the pain.

I could see Rosario Dawson. She can do snarky and smart, NBD, but I think she could pull in the adventurer side, given opportunity.

That’s ok, I did it for reals.

Last time we voted for Sunday sales (yes, California, we couldn’t buy alcohol outside of restaurants on the day of our Lord until a few years ago,) it was a low voter turnout and John’s Creek-a suburb town-managed to stop it. I think there was a cartoon-style smoke shape of the person rushing to reintroduce on the…

I gotta admit I’ve only 6 or 7 Atlanta barbershops, but I’ve never seen an Atlanta United flag in any of them. Are they a sponsor?

Her approach signaled to me how emotional this attack was for her. She radiated menace; whereas we’ve seen her walk casually up to past targets like it meant nothing.

Oh, Phillip, why go back in when you were finally able to be the line-dancing, marketing-mantra spewing dickhead of your dreams?

The group acting of the new coders’ almost palpable contempt facing Richard was great.

That’s it, thanks!

I enjoyed the pilot, but what’s really hooked me is waiting for D’arcy Carden and Lakeith Stanfield to be let off the chain. They are are so talented.

Timothy Olyphant has the most grabable hair in television.

Helen is trippy. There’s a B&B with a Bavarian facade and themed rooms. The “African” one is . . . problematic. However, I can fully recommend the beer and river tubing!

Never thought I’d be attracted to a cricket photo, but—damn, Ravi. Swing that bat!

Good heavens, Trish, just get trained as an EMT or something. This, “Oh, I wish I was a hero!” When you have options as a healthy, wealthy person makes me wanna give you something to cry about.

I 100% believe that if “Confederate” gets made, the casting will call for “Racist Ladies #s 1-87,” if not more.

For non-Georgians: Clarke County (the place) is home of the University of Georgia, the state’s pretty white flagship university. I love it on so many levels.

I think it’s the extended timeline that sold this for me. I watch some romcoms and think, but wait, it’s been a week . . . someone could successfully hide an addiction for that long and now you’re running to an airport after them?

I’ve noticed this headless torso design showing up on a lot of romance covers (with a ridiculously cut male torso, of course) . . . so, progress?