Hooray! I want these ladies to get all the good things!

I know Florida gets a lot of well-deserved ridicule, but their springs and state parks are gorgeous. Tell me I’ve got a trip to Ichnetuckee Springs on the schedule and I am already halfway down 75.

Sorry, law firm Scoobies, I wouldn’t follow Rebecca out of a burning building.

“A classic St. Crispin’s Day garden party frock! . . . Wait, is it after 4PM? *tells self* Not important.” <— Proof Tahani has definitely improved.

It’s weird how internally there’s such a divide, even contempt for the corporate HQ in Seattle and the people working the warehouse centers. When they come to recruit at my campus (I’m in Career Services,) it is quite apparent that they look down on eachother. Was is Brave New World where each group was programmed to…

P.S. I did read and enjoy this, I love this show.

tldr: They better not fork with Michael.

P. S. As a resident of the Deep South, I 100% believe that NASCAR ketchup exists.

But are Mindy and Derek okay and carrying on their coke-fueled boink fest? I NEED ANSWERS!!!

I just read today that FDR’s family money came from opium sales . . . So, branding?

I knew before I read this I was going to recoil in disgust, but, man, it was a full-on flinch with the daughter detail.

The best part will be when they go to the real bad place . . . Jacksonville.

I am so glad I don’t have children to whom I have to explain this dude.

I know she’s inept, but as a woman who recently had a man take credit for an idea at work, I felt a bit for Vicky.

Every time Mrs. Hernandez says something, I fall a little more in love.

I’d imagine the studio’s thought process was something along the lines of, “We get to take the moral high ground AND claw back the money for an executive producer?!? Fuck, yeah!”

I once was on Peruvian morning television show for work that had a cooking segment puppet who resembled the one from “Saw” that I would 100% be more likely to watch than Matt Lauer.

I 100% endorse the nerds at the CDC shrugging and being like, “Ok, so ‘science-based’ is now ‘smorfblorf.’ Any other questions while we ride out this shit show?”

The nation owes every black female voter in Alabama a thank you note.

This episode was a mess. My favorite bit, though, is how Claire keeps glossing over that husband killing detail of Geilles’.