This is like a quarter-assed version of a crossfit burpee.

I always heard they can’t tow the car if you make it onto your private property.

I remember everyone doing this when I was a kid.

So I saw someone (on here I think), propose we use Aunt Lydia as the female version of Uncle Tom. I second this motion.

I wouldn’t touch that with a ten-foot pole.

Who the fuck are Diamond and Silk (and who in their right mind would hire people named Diamond and Silk to do something besides strip)?

Screenshots are your friend.

I’ve seen people saying he’s also confirmed that he is the Visalia Ransacker as well.

Waffle House. There were two arrest videos this weekend alone (not including the Waffle House shooting guy).

It is still my favorite Britney song.

I, for one, can comfortably count to two. Unfortunately, the second one killed the car. It was also this color.

Drive Me Crazy with Melissa Joan Hart. I still love that movie.

I actually did that the first time I drove an automatic, which happened to be the driver’s ed car at my high school.

If I can get my kid to take a pacifier rather than continuing to gnaw on her own hand, then I will you absolute bitch.

My parents keep my dogs when I go on vacation, and I know I’ll inherit their dog when the time comes. If something happened to me I would expect them to take in my dogs. It’s just how it works.

I’m willing to bet that a lot of those noise complaints weren’t from white people given that it was Johns Creek.

I’m pretty sure this same attorney was representing Harper Lee then as well.

I thought it was Heidi at first glance.

I had to scroll farther than I thought I would to find this.

I had to be fingerprinted and pass a background check to work on a construction site adjacent to a school in Florida.