I want to be these women when I grow up.

It’s almost like reducing the number of abortions isn’t the point.

Wasn’t there also the one who skied into a freaking tree while playing football?

I assumed it was a mashup of jalopy and Sputnik.

Anyone know how a teacher is eligible for an H1B anyway? I thought there was a requirement about companies being unable to find qualified Americans before they could apply for an H1B.

Case in point the farmer who is going to lose $35k, but his vote is only “at risk.”

Given how likely it is that those farmers voted for Trump, I say fuck em.

Any word on Reese Witherspoon’s thoughts?

It sort of is, given that Reese Witherspoon’s Nashville based store is called Draper James.

My daycare in Georgia is $1500 a month. Nothing fancy like immersion Spanish either (unless you count the fact that all the infant workers are native Spanish or Portuguese speakers.).

So does that mean I was a rich popular kid? (99' Civic Si in Electron Blue).

*Sniff* RIP my first car.

I’m pulling for Team Disinheritance.

Her daddy is a rich Brit, who if he has any sense whatsoever will make sure to structure her inheritance in a way to limit her ability to make decisions given that she makes such poor ones apparently.

Damn it. Just discovered that Lynne Thigpen died in 2003.

I’m here because 350 years ago (mother’s side) and 300 years ago (father’s side) some great to some power grandfather got on a boat for reasons that weren’t important enough for them to document.

She is also a girl.

I think Killer Mike has misidentified his target demographic.

CPR was actually required at my high school as part of a Health class requirement (we also had to get boating licenses for some reason). It didn’t exactly prepare us to become EMTs or Field Medics.

I don’t think male-dominated fields, in general, are an exception. I’m in a very male-dominated field. I graduated number one in my college, the only female in my program. Didn’t get a job. Now ten years out men with no experience and completely unrelated degrees keep getting promoted above me. I’ve seen one almost…