The thing is that duels have rules. Rule #1 is the challenged gets to choose the weapon. She totally could just accept and choose fists.

Serious question, what is wrong with his face? Am I looking at bad plastic surgery? Too many fillers?

I think it’s less what you’re missing and more what she’s missing (a functioning brain).

Him too.

The second truck was also a bucket truck, with someone in the bucket.

She really had to do a lot more than normal for him. He was used to having his days plans down to what time and how long it would take to brush his teeth. After the abdication, she had to make him those schedules and try to keep him entertained. It’s why he played so much golf, she could press three people into…

Pretty sure all babies move around, particularly given that a lack of movement after 24 weeks is used as a sign for an emergency visit.

As a currently pregnant woman, I’ve got to say I don’t believe people who claim to not know they were pregnant until going into labor. How out of tune with your own body do you have to be not to notice that something was off? Like I just started to feel movement and even at its currently weak level it doesn’t feel…

Much better approach than the guy who shot his mailman for the same reason.

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but roughly 48% of this country doesn’t care one bit about women in general.

Not to mention that at a certain point it’s the same procedure as a stillbirth, which is labor.

So you lived in Tomorrowland?

Depending on your bank/credit card company you may be able to go online and get a temporary credit card number that you can limit the amount that may be charged and the time frame it can be used in.

(You Drive Me) Crazy is the best Britney Spears song ever.

I pretended to like these around ‘95-’96. Then I heard this boy band and I went all in on them. No regrets on that one, I still like them even if I should be embarrassed by how zealous I was back then.

Mariah Carey, Ace of Base, and Boys II Men.

I remember them breaking that bathroom window trying to watch someone having sex in the shower.

Her husband is the most interesting thing about her.

Not sure how you could forget NY (the original), LA, or Miami. I will forgive you for forgetting Boston and London (though the rocker guy on London got his tongue bitten almost in half, how do you forget that?).

He was on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.