Max was a better boyfriend than Cappie. Also, who can forget this gem. 

Particularly when given the choice between a deli type sandwich and Taco Bell. I hate sandwiches.

When I heard the speech all I could think about was how complicit the Polish people were in the Nazi regime.

Because right now I know my insurance covers maternity care since the contract is locked in for 2017. When it’s time to renew, who knows if it will or not. I’m too old to try to wait this administration out.

My husband and I have a similar joke about going to Aruba.

I think you’re giving group 2 too much benefit of the doubt.

I think the best part about it is how similar it is to her recordings.

Was it really though? Will you remember their names tomorrow, or anything about this incident at all in say a year?

I’m American and frankly England is my backup plan when pro-birthers finally get their way.

It’s a quagmire for visitors. I once called it Londonderry in front of the wrong person. I think I was saved by my very obvious foreign accent, but they were very adamant about it being called Derry.

That it’s a real shame these two managed to procreate?

The NYC upper crust has been notorious for freezing out new money since the days of Mrs. Astor’s 400.

I think you may be overestimating the intelligence of the spouses and children of these people.

I know CrossFit is the whipping boy of the former Gawker family of websites, but Donald Jr. claiming he did Murph faster than any professional CrossFit athlete was just laughable.

I’ve heard that from the man’s own mouth, and still cannot figure out how he could think that Citizen’s United wouldn’t tarnish his legacy.

Jumping the fence to retrieve a hat led to the most recent death at my local Six Flags.

There wasn’t anything accidental about the car coming over on the bike.

Just wait until you’ve been there over five years against your will and you start redoing everything again.

Kind of sounds like the family missed the party ideological shift that happened in the 60s.

We basically have the opposite policy here in the US. Our fire doors and walls are typically placed so that means of egress are protected as much as possible (ie corridors and stairwells are typically fire rated).