I’m certain it cannot stand up to the British Footballers Wives.

All I can think is that she needs to close her damn mouth.

By table you mean plywood with a hole in the middle, carefully balanced on a garbage can, right?

Yes. When you buy a place setting it comes with either a cup and saucer or a mug. Definitely considered dinnerware rather than drinkware.

If Natalie is going to have that son, she’s going to have to see “one of those” before hand.

Fit right in at Duke!

If anything, you’re too young for Harry Potter. When the first book was published they were targeting people born from 1986-1988. They being the publisher, not the author.

The only reason either of us remembers the dog’s medicine is iphone calendar reminders.

At UA, the university owns the houses. It gives them a tiny bit of control.

Adultery is still illegal in a few states.

This makes me sad. I always thought they might be a good way to strengthen the smaller, stabilizing muscles. Sort of the live version of the NYC Ballet Workout.

So much yeeessss! I want you to know I’m jacked even when I’m wearing normal, non-gym clothing.

Closed in garage?

I tried to give two weeks notice at a restaurant job once. They escorted me out of the building.

War Eagle!

“my own high school printed that my future plans ‘going out with cartoon animals’ instead of ‘outwitting them’ due to a typo”

Badlands were so not worth it. Even we didn’t get more than 500’ off the road in that one, and it only took like an hour to make it all the way through.

The Old Faithful area wasn’t my favorite. Avoiding the tour bus drop off points is almost a sport there. My best recommendation for people with mobility issues is the chuck wagon cookout at Tower/Roosevelt. The cookout part isn’t bad, a bit hokie for us, but my parents loved it. It at least gets you away from the…

August 2014, there was a little rain but mostly it was windy. I don’t remember noticing any Englishmen in Glasgow, but we certainly noticed the massive numbers of foreign workers in Edinburgh.

We only went in to go up into the tower. In my very limited experience your catchphrase should be something about how Glaswegians are a lot nicer to tourists than Edinburghers. We actually managed to get food served to us by a waitress in Glasgow. Edinburgh was all about the reservations.