We felt the same way in July, but most of the rangers weren’t carrying bear spray either.

Your lighthouse is underwhelming. At least it was free.

It’s only paved over and sterile if you never get off the loop road. If you get out of your car and walk more than 500’ you’re practically by yourself.

No one in Mountain Brook is surprised this sort of thing would happen in Vestavia.

The track is in Eastaboga, Talladega County, AL, rather than in the City of Talladega.

No one in Alabama would ever describe Vestavia Hills as near Talladega. It’s at least an hour without traffic.

And not a single push up was performed.

Yes

Amazing how different the response to this is than what I was expecting. Instead of seeing it as a rant against the media’s promotion (enforcement) of a rather limited body standard for women, they see it as an attack against them personally.

I don’t have any kids, and it hurt. Kind of an immediate piercing pain, followed by dull crampy pain. Lasted maybe ten minutes. I would rate it as the second most painful thing to happen in my life, behind having my navel pierced.

I think the reason people don’t like it when a Kardashian does it is because it sounds so affected. If you’re going to fake your accent, at least go for mid-Atlantic.

The problem I have with Kim Kardashian’s voice is that it’s so obviously not how she really talks.

Someone above posted this

The first time I read it was as an adult. Something like 75% of my law school class claimed Atticus is why they wanted to become lawyers. I must have completely missed the entire point of the damn book since I thought it was about Scout’s coming of age.

Oh God, my mother used to have us paged all the time. Why she couldn’t just walk down to the toy dept I’ll never know.

I almost lost the tip of my finger sawing a chunk off of a tube of frozen cookie dough.

What are your restaurant recommendations for Jackson Hole? $30 entrees are max budget.

“If we want sex, then it has to be at your terms?”

I’m technically a millennial. I saw it by ‘96 and remember that even people three grades below me were doing the Loser and Whatever signs then. Also, that shit did not die, people were still doing those signs when I was a senior.

One of those things seems very likely to happen on Friday.