And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

I have the same gait when I have to poop.

Stay still and don’t make any noise. Maybe the Gawker commenters won’t notice us when they’re dissolved and looking for a new home.

Or two more fell out of his hair and beard as he trimmed it up.

Always a bat flip truther. It was an emphatic bat flip and anawesome sequence.

Looks like

*fumbles with sunglasses*

serious question: what’s my call to action here? i’m just as guilty as simmons or the president in not truly understanding the importance of equality until the birth of our daughter and i’ve said many things that inspired the thinkpieces you cited in this post.

What’s Drew’s stance on the Mayo ban?

In the restricted zone. And one.

To make matters worse, his feet were moving.

You don’t even understand that burrito bowls are better how am I supposed to trust your sports takes now

The game 2 comeback of that series is one of my favorite NBA moments. The Mavs down 15 with six minutes to go in the 4th quarter, Lebron and Wade taunting Dirk over his broken finger and sneeezing through the flu, pissing him off thoroughly - that’s the moment when Lebron threw away the easiest shot at a ring he’s had…

Ironically, Mavs beating the Heat in 2011. I am a sucker for LeBron’s stupid narrative. I think his next step should be WWE. I’m only kind-of kidding.

Giants over Patriots to ruin their perfect season.

The one where Kevin Draper was the saddest.

Why can’t it be Skip Bayless whose car rolls down a driveway and pins him up against a brick wall? Why is Stuart Scott dead of cancer, but this guy gets to keep having a broadcasting career?

Not without a fight.

*Meteor immediately smashes into Cleveland.

I hope Curry’s wife is endlessly trolled on Twitter.