It’s tough to get anyone in Washington to admit to obstruction these days.

Your math is mostly right but you forgot to carry the “Wizards can’t have nice things”.

The worst animal. For a “bear” it can’t even fucking maul right. Lazy, worthless fucking things. NATURE HAS DESIGNED THEM TO DIE. WE SHOULD LET THAT HAPPEN.

“I’m a stay-at-home model, and Mark works part time at a local kombucha brewery. Our budget is $1.2 million.”

“Used to living in downtown Austin, Christina wants to embrace the city life and similar eclectic vibe in Reykjavik.”

Chris Paul - “Crude and slow, your attack was no better then that of a clumsy child.”

Draymond: “There can be only one.”

go fuck yourself

Who hurt you, starcrunch?

I did this from the bathroom, because the hustle never sleeps.

being lectured by someone who wasn’t even playing wasn’t received favorably.

So, grab them by the Donald Trump during the Vietnam War?

I want everyone to see the uncropped AP photo:

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.

This is your reminder that FUCK JAY LENO.