Lawler has always been a pretender to the throne.

I know just the lawyer to handle this high-profile case.

Lawler says McBride was intoxicated and claims McBride is the one who brought the pistol into the kitchen.

To be fair, he parked right in front of a rest stop sign.

Adam LaRoche would like to have a word with you.

He was just in a bad mood after finding out he’s gotta find a new place to sleep next time the Nats visit San Diego.

It’ll be funny when he sees Kevin Love at the A’s game too.

Don't worry. Goodell has already suspended the account.

The Yard Goats played home games at Dodd Stadium in Norwich

Uh, no. But I have made a joke in a comment section.

Typical golf course gator highlight truther.

Counterpoint:

I liked when he and bubs used the fake onion-soup colostomy bag trick to steal the copper pipe out of that truck.

Because this is the NBA, there must be a third step.

It could have been worse. Remember that time Miss New Jersey ripped the crown off the head of Miss Rhode Island and then it exploded?

To be fair, you can’t hurry Love. No, you just have to wait.

Missionary.

If you start and finish a marathon, you are a marathoner. You may not be a racer or a competitive runner - but you are still a marathoner.

Alternate theory: Hawk Harrelson put it there.

[Touches envelope to forehead]