Freddie...clapping with his feet

a visible sign—as required by Ohio law—that reads “NO ONE CAN FORCE YOU TO HAVE AN ABORTION. NO ONE — NOT A PARENT, NOT A HUSBAND, NOT A BOYFRIEND — NO ONE.”

I honestly hate Lilly Pulitzer. It’s unoriginal and ugly. Every item is just a very basic dress that’s been dipped in a different pastel queef than the one before.

Did he also put his six favorite toys and a granola bar in his Dora the Explorer backpack and tell Fox News that HE’S RUNNING AWAY AND NEVER COMING BACK AND THEN WON’T YOU BE SORRY!??

“The Legislature finds that [...]”

This seems highly unconstitutional. Not only because of Roe vs. Wade, but I don’t think that incorporating Creationism into legislation is kosher either;

“The Legislature finds that all human life comes from the Creator, has an inherent value that cannot be quantified by man, and begins at the earliest biological development of a fertilized human egg,” the bill reads.

Well....that escalated quickly. Not so sure you’re actually “one of the good ones” if you can go from “my feelings are hurt” to “fuck you she was crazy” in .02 seconds, honestly.

Go tell men to stop harassing and raping women.

You know, in an article that is literally about a woman being shot dead by a stranger for nothing more than declining his unwanted sexual attentions, complaining about how you don’t like it when someone gives you dirty looks might be a little insensitive.

If treating humans like humans is a good first step, then I would like to not be threatened or sexually harassed when I reject a guy and tell him I’m not interested. Thank you.

All I can say is from personal experience: best decision I ever made.

When I end up making “mothering” statements to other people’s kids, it’s usualy along the lines of “are you hungry? did you eat?” not “when was the last time you got some dick?”.

football is seriously so dumb. i like pretty much every other sport but football is headbutt choreography designed to make man feelings acceptable and waste the time of talented statisticians.

Yeah but like people die because of Martin Shkreli being an asshole so other people being an asshole to him is completely justified. Like, she could’ve peed in his $120 tea under the table while he was in the bathroom and that also would’ve been justified.

y’all left this part out, which, imo is crucial info:

“an unkempt troll doll found floating facedown in a tub of rancid Beluga caviar”

Stephen Maturin approves.