And also don’t become president.
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In December, Texas will impose new rules requiring all fetal remains to be buried or cremated, a sneaky way to…
Remember when we thought Dan Quayle was a bad choice for VP. What a simple, happy time.
Who is Dan Quayle? Not Jack Kennedy, from what I’ve heard.
Eli Manning is now demanding a sideline fort of his own.
Mike Pence looks like you’d find him strangling prostitutes on an episode of Law & Order SVU.
Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.
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DeAndre Levy is one interesting dude.
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Just wow, the US can never call itself the leader of free world . I am getting mad at a lot of politicians who are downplaying how fucked up this is, you guys have elected a fascist.
But I’m so glad we didn’t elect a lady who doesn’t know how to email well.
NO I WON’T STOP SAYING IT.
Just a reminder...
The Muslim registry that Donald Trump has been talking about for over a year has reentered the public discourse with…
Go de Blasio! I especially love this:
“I will not tell you that...Tiffany’s...are my central concerns in life,” the mayor said.
To anyone who voted Trump:
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My doves. My lambs. My exhausted little baby angels, bruised as though we’d all fallen down a ladder stretching from…
We’ve casted our vote
Following the lead of our esteemed colleagues at Deadspin, we felt it was important for the staff of Jezebel to go…
I love New York.
For the “holding your nose” contingent, has there ever been a major party nominee for President who you were excited to vote for because of their proposed policies?