Kind of an odd choice for a Clippers' fan.

Does the shoe remain upright even when someone casually brushes past it? If so, it's not Ronaldo

That's not even close to a foul. Schweinsteiger got there first and got the ball cleanly. Awful call.

It should have been called " how I settled for your mother so I could have the kids I wanted and then went back to the real love of my life once she died" Horrible ending.

I know you people pretty well by this point.

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The Duke hate continues, America!

Meanwhile, fully 37% of Americans believe that the FDA is suppressing "natural" cures for cancer

I was realllllly excited until I got to the price tag. I guess I'll stick with my everyday miracle of turning $9 into wine at the store.

Kid skulls are stuffed with extra teeth

I really wish I'd known that rugged, masculine thinker was a career option. I'd have paid a lot more attention when my grandfather was trying to teach me about fly fishing lures.

My fiancee and I had major problems with this issue. I always (stupidly) assume that everyone sees/hears/notices everything that I notice and comes to the same conclusions as I do in the same amount of time. This is obviously naive, narrow-minded, and plainly idiotic. It took a good six months of therapy and serious…

Arizona - still the shittiest state.

This is clearly flawed. Openly gay twin sister musical acts are banned in Idaho - not a band in Idaho

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They could release the Veronica Mars movie in a sewage treatment plant and I'd still go.

Wait. You're telling me that there's a secondary market for $100 yoga pants where people pay MORE than $100? WHY?!?