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That’s how I turn my phone on already.

#kudrowvibes

LW3: On the iPhone at least, you can put a single convo on Do Not Disturb. Learning this changed my life. I almost never had my phone on sound (until I got my Wonder Woman theme ringtone), but it vibrates with every message and even in regular hours group texts stress me out, all that buzzing while I’m trying to do

Interesting, I thought this was more of a “Chad” kind of move.

I mean...yeah. Kids are easy targets too and animals. So if I go out and punch a two-year-old in the face am I going to get a pass, cuz you know, easy target? Excuse me, I’m off to kick some kittens.

“I rub my face with 120 grit sandpaper to reduce open wounds and bleeding.”

In my mind, the woman sitting behind Gibson has been kicking his seat the whole time.

I’m getting more of a Airplane 2 vibe from this. And don’t call me Shirley.

I’m blaming the fuck out of her family. What kind of morons let an 8 year old drive an ATV? Unless it’s a child’s “My first ATV” type of thing

Let us all pause to remember the brave Americans who were not killed in the massacre that did not happen in Bowling Green on that fateful day when the terrorists did not attack.

also because his voice is the fucking worst

Holy shit this is so thinly veiled it should have been called Smientology.

I’m grabbing a bowl of popcorn and keeping my mouth shut for this one.

Arrested Development?

THANK YOU. Were it not for the statute of limitations, criminal charges could (damn well better) be brought, he’d be arrested, charged, and prosecuted, not by Catherine Hicks, but by EVERYONE in the state, and in the name of EVERYONE in the state.

I go the other way and just let everyone know in advance I’m going to call them Blake.

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Aww, this is just a Kanye Test, and if we pass we’re Kanye #blessed.

Maybe he has some things to get off his chest, or some admiration to express.

Kanye West clearly isn’t at his Kanye Best, and needs to return to the Kanye Nest for another round of Kanye Rest, before continuing on the Kanye Quest.