Giggity.

It’s a real Quagmire.

Outstanding idea!

Sincerely,
Roman Polanski

because stigma!

Right? Once seen, it cannot be unseen.

My favorite version is K.D. Lang’s.

The alleged actual holiday cups for those who don’t want to click.

I’m pretty amazed at how calmly you loaded that shotgun. Pretty sure I would have frozen in fear and wound up murdered.

uh, the tragically hip just finished their last tour ever because Gord Downie has fuckin’ inoperable BRAIN CANCER. which he toured with, so he could provide us with one giant national goodbye. sorry but that’s simultaneously the most bad-ass and tearjerking thing you can do, which automatically makes the Hip the…

I’ve still not heard anything that is even remotely as scary as the “Look at Me” one, but every year I look forward to you wonderful commenters trying to best it.

Here’s my scary story:

Get rid of fraternities. Period.

24 hours doesn’t seem like an alarmingly long time to stay inside. My neighbors would be calling the police on me during every Law & Order marathon

Clubbing seals with it I guess.

Jesus Christ, she ran right up under that robber. He could’ve reflexively swung down at her. Jesus.

If you want to fuck virgins in paradise, blow yourself up like a normal person.

Occasionally I’ll use the childish term “doin it” but mostly for comedic affect same with boffin or boning.

Can we clone her so she can do both?

This type of compassion and decency doesn’t even come at the expense of the letter of the law; it elevates the law.