Yes, the flood of hockey coverage has been keeping soccer down all these years. Just an insatiable appetite for hockey that overshadows soccer.

“It’s about fucking time.”

“I have no knowledge of that.”

I could be wrong, but maybe the problem was less the boozy attempt to reenact a goofy movie, and more standing in the forward arc of the tee when somebody is teeing off...

Listen, On my mother’s grave, I dont know nuthin about no heist, no guns and no mob. Go fuck yaself. I wanna a lawyer you fuckin boombatz. - A Grilled Guinea

Hey, now, you’re a shit crowd, throwing bread on this stage.

“Write on Monday what everyone else will think to write on Friday” -Whitlock

Does being fired from your own website count as being defeated?

Rap lyrics or not, the term Master Plan will never market well with the Jews.

I think the kind of desperate loner that thinks to put this in the dishwasher doesn’t possess the same level of scruples that some of us might hold dear.

Yes.

Rock Chalk Jayha— what, oh, that’s Kevin Johnson’s logo. Right, of course.

Artistic Liquid sounds like a college alt-rock band from Santa Barbara circa 1994.

Starred because you’re obviously a real man.

You’re right. You don’t know enough about Crawford.

Seriously, I had a boss who would’ve taken ALL the credit for this. Not only does giving this kid credit help, but it could get him a job elsewhere. So yeah, shout out to Kerr for this x 10000 for fostering a culture where guys speak up and participate and feel valued.

Shout out to Kerr for giving the video guy credit.

In a broad context, nothing. But to travel to the Netherlands and Germany in one week and beat them both on their home turf? Excuse me for a second while I karate kick a Budweiser can and shave a bald eagle into my chest hair.

Other things that killed the Warriors: rival gangs, police officers, drug addiction, sexually transmitted diseases, a train, stilted dialogue, and gentrification. The terrible apartments they lived in are worth millions now. Should have invested, Warriors. Should have invested.

I've always thought Awesome Show had a very anti-consumerist bent, and that's the whole point of the entire Cinco corporation with all the the products you don't need that require bodily mutilation in order for them to work. It's the biggest recurring theme I see, anyway. But mostly I just think it's hilarious.