That was the last album I bought as well, and aside from “Wasted Years,” it sucked (to me, at least).

It was them, not you.

I saw the Live After Death, Powerslave and Somewhere in Time tours before this last one. Those were all great.

This is accurate.

Because I am an idiot who has seen Maiden in their heyday, I went and saw them last year, and it was FUCKING HORRIBLE.

There was some “stunt” third guitarist, a 50 yo in spandex who was a real showboat, and between him and the horrible sound it was terrible.

Huh?

Re: napping, when I was a younger, more idiotic idiot, I had a temp job doing filing for a law firm. For some insane reason, I had a big office in an out of the way part of the firm - a really ridiculous office, the kind lined with books on every wall - with no windows.

No one ever, ever came to see me or ask for…

“Even if you do win, it won’t make you happy”

None of it was truly outrageous until you get to the $30 sixer of Bud Light.

FUCK. YOU.

Jesus hates Dabo Swinney.

I have no dog in this hunt, but I’d like to say...

...fuck “Dabo” Swinney with this and every on-side kick.

“He will be terribly missed, despite the fact that he was never really here to begin with.”

Fantastic.

I’m trying to think of a way to tell my very little story without sounding like I’m piling on (which I’m not, at all)...

I’ve been mugged at gun point three times. One of those times I was with my little sister, who was a teen at the time. I slowly stepped in front of my sister (one small side-step) and told the mugger…

Fuck that opening was hard to get through.

George Lucas is (currently) a fucking hack.

He hasn’t made a really good film since 1990, and the films he has made in the last ten years are terrible.

“I’m black to the bone, my home is your home...

...but buy Samsung phones”

- Chuck D(idn’t say that)

Various people on the periphery of the #BLM movement continue to completely fuck up any forward progress for that group.

I love these reviews, even though I haven’t had fast food in a decade. Well done.

...which will give you an exploded asshole that looks almost exactly the same. Still...

C’mon, son.

Go to club,
Go to home,
Knicked again,
Early.

Carson Daly is “awesome?”

I can’t imagine a circumstance in which typing those words makes sense.