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“y’all”

The same verse in which Jesus addresses homosexuality.

This one?

Actually, there’s *zero* evidence that “Jesus of Nazareth” ever existed at all.

There’s also that part of the Bible where you are explicitly directed *not* to take a stand for Jesus.

Uh huh.

Goddamn you, you spectacular bastard.

“—technically employees of a separate hired security firm and not the Crown Victoria—”

So that seems like a fairly pertinent fucking detail...

Uh...

“Hey cuz, I’m tossing salads over here in the foyer, keep your fisting session in the closet.”

Your Thanksgivings must be interesting.

98%???

No fucking way. 100%, maybe 101% for those of us that would jerk it twice just to make sure we got the feel of the place.

Sit the fuck down, whitey.

Good on you for being willing to self-identify as a piece of shit.

But fair warning: you should expect (and would deserve) getting straight fucking served by crushed-dream kid’s dad.

“this articles?”

This was great. Thanks.

This is an incredibly stupid thing to say.

That’s “a” definition, and I say you sure as shit were using it to support your arguament.

Either way, have a looksy through the thread. The vast preponderance of commentors seem to think that you’re an asshat. So there’s that.

Do you understand what the words “invoke” or “once” mean?

“He hurt no one.”

He hurt that Constitution that you like to invoke so much.

And more succinctly, he hurt any person who felt excluded cuz they don’t Jesus bang like he does.

You know there’s no such thing as sky fairies and shit, right?