Hosmer’s was longer.

The NFL: doing everything it can to make you hate its fucking guts, since forever.

Self-identifying as a “gamer” is hilarious.

I coach U10 and I’ve heard some really regrettable shit from parents and other coaches. Never anything that nuts, thankfully.

It’s a mask that athletes wear that restricts air intake as a method of improving your cardio / conditioning.

This and the replay piece are the only coverage of the Royals comeback?

What the fuck?

This is the exact attitude that makes people hate their companies and hate their bosses and leave.

I really wish more folks would understand that.

+2112

Those are hideous.

Those are hideous.

Fantastic.

Katie Nolan is awesome, and deserves a bigger and better platform.

+1 for getting “fuckboy” in there, and using it correctly.

Hairplugs McPherson

“Be nice to your landlord” but no “gunz?”

Your list is invalid.

Just for counterbalance, I got headhunted for a fairly high level position with one of the parties at the state level, and the job description was amazing. When we got to compensation, the offer was a HUGE pay cut, with the promise that I’d be let go in a years time.

When I, uh, politely chuckled and said “probably…

Um...shouldn’t someone point out to ass muncher Joe Cross that Fiorina got paid after shitting all over HP? That’s a bit of a disconnect isn’t it?

Or is it only in politics that this impressive mantra is applicable?

I think you meant “self-described madame and dick caddy Katina Powell...”

I’ll show myself out.

You can stuff all your burner accounts up your ass, champ.

Her name is on the byline, and you’re in the greys. Doesn’t get much more basic than that.

Leslie’s fine. You’re a dick.