You have such cool friends.

How’d his face get so small? Or is the rest of his head huge? Jesus!

I think you meant adequate.

“Was Banning Tyler, the Creator, the Victory International Feminism Needed?”

Um...no?

E-40 is a gentleman and a scholar, but you do yourself a disservice to ignore the wisdom of Kool Keith.

Are they ugly as shit? Yes. Yes they are.

Will they stay in my fucking ears while I run or mow?

If the answer is yes, I could give a fuck how they look.

A) I’m not stressed. B) No one said jack shit about banning guns, or confiscating them.

It’s super helpful to read the shit you comment on (once is fine, thanks!) *before* you let loose with a torrent of verbal diarrhea.

“I carry one every single day, rain or shine.”

That’s right! It has nothing to do with access to a machine that is made for exactly one purpose - to kill people quickly and easily!

Why, we’d have mass battings *all the time,* to say nothing of the mass swordings.

“If the government ever does, the people will have the means to go after the government.”

You’re fucking kidding, right?

Your Glock 19 - your AR-15, you name it - is going to last about 4 minutes if this government ever decides it’s on.

For the love of all that is good and holy, don’t read this article on the facebook.

The comments are seizure inducing.

Again, this is very good, Greg - well done. The last line is a perfect distillation of exactly how fucked we are.

I love this, except that the financial impact on those old-fashioned schools, the ones focused on quaint notions like “education,” would be heavy indeed.

Excepting that, a “University of Air Raid” would be excellent.

“Anybody can copy any synth now,” Diplo said. “But if you manipulate vocals, it’s really something original that no one can do.”

Except...that it’s been done a whole lot prior to this?

Shine on, you arrogant diamond.

Geez, *everybody* is getting it wrong!

“Curt Schilling, who loves crazy-ass memes and being crazy more than anyone, is getting a slap on the wrist from ESPN after tweeting a meme that’s basic premise was “Muslims = Nazis.”

You thick.

A) You say the meme is idiotic.

This is a profoundly stupid comment.