“that I decided I’d rather be friends with Carlson instead.”

No sentient human being would ever say that. Unless they were a humongous douchebag.

Fuck all that.

Because that shit is weak bullshit deserving of zero attention?

That there is an argument indicates that there hasn’t been a new Michael Jordan...because there’s an argument, see?

This is not always a good thing.

That there’s a debate would suggest exactly the opposite.

So, no brain surgery but eager to weigh in on MMA, something that you almost certainly have no knowledge of! Great!

What a strange and uneven review.

Um...there hasn’t been another Michael Jordan.

Might you have some probing takes on brain surgery or racism?

“and probably heard about endlessly if you’ve run into Cruise at a party”

Icedickle?

I sincerely think that you’re way the fuck off the mark here.

“The Bitch in Yoo” has to be in the conversation as well.

“But dude stays in his own lane in his songs, better than anybody maybe ever in rap music.”



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Internet privileges, revoked.

The important thing is that you had a dream, and you made it a reality. Well done.

If you are male, this is unheard of. Just saying.

No. That shit needs to die in a fire.

Came here to say this. Well done.