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Eminem is garbage, has always been garbarge.

Go listen to any Em song ever, right now: terrible beat, hackey, shallow lyrics...straight garbage.

Thanks. You were ahead of and behind the curve.

I’m a state worker and just received notice that I, along with about 9,500 of my fellow civil servants, will be furloughed next week because our legislature has failed to pass a balanced budget (after eliminating taxes on 330,000 businesses in the state).

I’d ask you newly unionized folks to cheer me up, but I’m not

“Shame,” or evidence of a life well-lived?

I think you’re selling yourself short here.

Googles? Such a strange and safe addition to stupid, reckless behavior.

When I say stupid I mean stupid fresh.

Dude, Snowpiercer is hot garbage. A terrible, terrible film.

Huh. I guess my reptile brain just assumed the worst!

Not a stay at home dad, but I am the father of three girls and we are very very close. Meaning, I’m with one or more of them alone all the time - parks, restaurants, school, etc. - I and haven’t gotten more than a very few of these “holy shit, it’s a pedo/rapist” vibes when we’re out...

I get that experiences vary, but

Right...which is exactly why I said what I said.

Rand is interesting...when you’re 15-16. Any adult claiming Rand is either a) dumber than a fucking rock, or b) engaging in dog whistle politcs.

Whiffffffffffff

The “TSA Officer Killed in Shootout at LAX” kinda fucks this all up.

Pegging a Kornheiser can lead to something brewing.

“And that’s all I fuck with!”

That should do it.

Americans love a lot of things about themselves, and perhaps nothing more so than their military...

...when it’s convenient and doesn’t cost any money. Or while our enlisted folks are “boots on ground.”

After the action? Not quite so much.

Fuck all that.

Tied for 1st:

Dr. Teeth
Swedish Chef
Beaker
Animal


No, and yes.

What? I don’t see any faulting of the guy, just a passing familiarity with reality.

“The rest is just conjecture”

Er, no. We have laws in this country.

I’m...pretty sure no one said that. But you don’t get to kill people in this country and then get “unfucked” and enjoy the rest of your life.