He needs to drink like that because his penis is so incredibly small.
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Not big on Night Court, eh?
Jim Gaffigan had a joke. The punchline, to paraphrase: Hey... did I eat Wendy’s twice yesterday?
Rather bittersweet that in the same sentence we must note that Julia has passed, but also that Astin, nearing 90, is still alive.
Fill a Sarlacc Pit with money? Not a super sound investment strategy, y’all.
I want to like this more than once. I saw this when I was a kid, and could never, ever remember what it was called, or even what it was about. Just the pointy heads. Thank you for that.
The current Republican “leadership” is like a real life Arkham Asylum. Doesn’t feel like we’ll ever run out of villains.
The start and end of your post are fantastic.
I think every legit journalist should get 1 freebie per year of Trump. One explosion of ‘OH, FFS YOU WASTE OF MAC AND CHEESE POWDER!’ that we can just pretend never happened.
Does the whisky bottle by the mattress count as an example of Checkov’s gun? It doesn’t technically appear again, but... it totally appears again.
Aye, but I was that tired.
So I now want to read the story, form an opinion, and come back here to discuss it. But I’m +35 years old and it’s after 9pm. I’m sure I will fall asleep inside of 3 pages, and by the time I get back on this site, the conversation will be dunzo.
This jock rot personified takes every behavior you are taught is wrong as a 3 year old and turns it up to 11. He lies. He cheats. He boasts. He whines. He’s a poor sport. The list goes on. And on.
I wonder about these dudes that either grope women or pleasure themselves in front of them. Do they view this as a common, ID-driven desire that most men have? I’m sure with someone like CK there might be something in the shame that he literally gets off on.
Toooooolbox.
I can’t tell if it’s genius parody or if I just ain’t ready for the real...
The Avengers stuff is okay, but I’ve always preferred the X-Men films. I’d be 100% fine with both sides staying in their respective corners.
I don’t think anyone is calling the Browns a racist organization or anything. It just seems like the Browns may have Browns up the process a bit.
While I don’t think 1-27 was expected, I was under the impression they weren’t intending to be so much as decent these first couple years. This team has some players. And with roughly eleventy draft picks this year, I think the turnaround might come as soon as 2019.