Liverpool fan here

Dude, you should ask her out.

Joke’s on you, the Kings are going to sign Tony Durant. 

How did he get a hold of the lyrics from my debut rap album?! That’s clearly lifted from my track about stealing candy from Target, called “Hanfulla Mounds!$!”

Give us a preview of the oncomedy!

Prestigious Awards: Any one that Messi wins.

You want Ruffalo in this too?

what a fresh take!

He’s distantly related to Fammmmdolph FittQlor. The Q is silent, btw.

Actually it’s Hitlor. Adolph Hitlor, the famous Dutch author.

Rushmore was really great, and the “O-R they?” line gets me every single time...but picking that above The Big Lebowski is some contrarian bullshit.

There’s the beef.

Yeah, but they're easily one of the 20 strongest teams in the EPL.

Think Krang from the Ninja Turtles. 

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He thinks he can just move on with his life after all of this? The ball on this guy.

Thank heavens for entertainment lawyers.

I was hoping to see Darth Maul’s legs with a robot upper body. Imagine my disappointment.

Bless your heart.

JORDAN NEVER LEFT A PRESS CONFERENCE